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If you whack a guy, go to the nearest cafe!
Published on July 19, 2007 By OckhamsRazor In Current Events
So my friend Jason, and I, are enjoying a nice cafe this afternoon after a long day of me running him around. He's leaving soon, and so there are a lot of things he has to take care of. The heat was unbearable, and my "beater" has no air, so we were happy to be relaxing a bit.

Now imagine this if you will. It's a cafe with all the little tables and cute little chairs that sit outside. And it's on a fairly major street that has two lanes in each direction. It didn't phase us much when someone just stopped in one of the lanes of this major street. These people are remarkable in how incredibly fucking stupid they are. So anyway...

Out of the passenger side comes this guy...he looks like a Marine for his haircut, but he was clearly an Italian local. He SPRINTS into the bar (that's actually what they call cafes here) and SPRINTS back out carrying a bottle of water and gives it to the chick who's driving. He then SPRINTS back in and gets a second one.

While he's getting that second one, she's pouring water onto what looks like a paper towel or a napkin and is rubbing it furiously just below the window of the drivers side.

He returns and repeats the same episode on the passenger side. Then they both proceed to get out of the car and do "something" in the back seat.

They get in the car and drive away. I look on the ground from where I'm sitting not 20 feet from the road and see one of the used towels. It's covered in blood.

What is strange is that absolutlely no one noticed. Rather, they don't have the courage to notice. This place sucks. It's full of cowards, and sorry...I'm not meaning to rant...I really just want people in America to know how bad it is in other worlds. I get tired of seeing my country dissed by morons that have never been anywhere else. Everyday some proposed expert on foreign affairs touts some ridiculous nonsense that they have no experience with and no business talking about. I won't even use the acronymn...I'll just tell you straight out. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You have no idea and need to stop pretending to have one.

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on Jul 28, 2007
Going on one and living on one are two totally different experiences, (which I say for the general readership - I know you know this), but if my path takes me where logic points, (which is to say Norfolk), then often there are tours when we do events that involve them. A tour of a carrier might be in your future!
on Jul 28, 2007
Ock, how long has it been since you've been in an environment which wasn't continually threatening your happiness? Answer: Way too damn long.


on Jul 28, 2007
Haha...well...the big fucking guns on an aircraft carrier are shaped a lot like planes. In fact, exactly like planes. I haven't noticed a whole lot of stationary armaments, though I know they do have a few of these. Saw one of these guys fired from a frigate once...very impressive.
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