Some of my girlfriends had a really interesting discussion about this, although the conclusion was that things are fine just as they are.

I'm not sure why it would be important to have your anus whitened, but I can say that I have a laundry list of other body concerns that I would address first.

Well it's obvious isn't it? You catch your fiancee bending over naked and there's that non-white asshole? I mean cmon...that's a deal breaker right there. hahaha Wow. What have we come to?

Good point. You definitely want the anal region to all blend in to the general ass region.

I think this is a porn star thing?

Yup...I can't get it up if my porn stars don't have white anuses...(anusi?) whatever

And I thought teeth whitening was insane.

"In the last couple of months I've had a lot of requests, so I've started some experiments," says Sydney beautician Anna Marsiano from The Bees' Knees salon.

Experiments?!?!?! "Gee, I wonder if this will bleach an anus... Honey, do you mind trying something?"

She was looking at a Playboy magazine with her new boyfriend and he was making some comments about how clean and light the women looked. My client started to get a little paranoid."

"Wow... it's so clean... so fresh... so totally unlike you."

she uses a herbal brand popular in the Philippines as a facial whitener.

Now, this is just sad. Women in the Philippines are bleaching their faces to look whiter? Why? Is Michael Jackson really big over there?

It is applied to the dark pigmentation around women's rectums as well as to their vaginal areas.

I don't get this at all. But, white women not being high on my list of preferences, I guess I wouldn't see it. That's what I don't get about the Pacific Islanders trying to go white. Oh well.

Personally, I like nice brown cookies.

It's a cream that clearly states it is designed to be used on hair. This beautician has treated sex workers and strippers for years, but says mainstream demand has risen sharply over the past six months. She acknowledges that her long-term clients (many of whom come in for treatments every six weeks) suffer serious skin problems. "I explain that it will give them eczema and so on, but they want it anyway,"

Mmmm, hookers with eczema! YES!

And you thought strippers with pimples on their asses were bad news.


At least I can see why somebody whose job is exposing their anus might be concerned with general appearance and cleanliness... but BLEACHING? Give me a break.

ROFL! I heard about this from watching a program some months ago!! Let me tell ya, it's not just the porn star who does it, regular joes and janes do too!!

Let me tell ya, it's not just the porn star who does it, regular joes and janes do too!!

Vanity!  Geesh!

Heh, This modern technology! No way to earn those "brown wings" now....