Just in case His Noodly Appendage has not yet touched you, you should read what the Flying Spaghetti Monster is all about.  The author won't care that I copied this, because the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't get his meatballs in a twist over such things. _________________________________________   Open Letter To Kansas School Board I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should...