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Ramblus 18
Published on February 15, 2006 By OckhamsRazor In Philosophy
I replied to one of the standard religious discussions with this. Careful not to pigeonhole what *I* think by it. There is more here than meets the casual eye.


A doctor walked up to a musician. The following conversation ensued.

Doctor: There is a God.
Musician: There is? Cool! Where is it?
Doctor: Well, God is in heaven.
Musician: Where is heaven?
Doctor: No one knows for sure. Not here? Or maybe here? No one knows.
Musician: Hmm, ok. Well when did God get there?
Doctor: No one knows. Now? Yesterday? Forever? Honestly I don't even know what time is.
Musician: Wow, heavy dude. Ok, how did God become existing?
Doctor: He was born or He always existed or he doesn't exist in that sense or he's all around us all the time. He is part of a universal bipolarity which indicates a counterpart of equal strength that some call the Devil.
Musician: Neat. Can I have some?
Doctor: Some what?
Musician: Some of what you're on, man. Haha, just kidding. Ok, what is God?
Doctor: A thought. An entity. A man, like us. A woman like her {points at female passerby}. An animal. A ghost. Bah. No one really knows.
Musician: Ok, just why is there a God?
Doctor: To love us, to guide us, to torture us, to make us question, to give us reason to NOT question, to judge us, to comfort us, to disturb us, to inspire us, to perplex us, to...shoot. You know, I have no idea honestly.
Musician: Let me get this straight. You say there's a God, but you don't know really where it is, what it is, how it is, why it is, or when it is. Is that correct?
Doctor: Yes, that is correct.
Musician: Then how can you claim that there is one for sure?
Doctor: I don't know. I just say there is.
Musician: Ok, well what if I say there isn't? What if I just disagree with you?
Doctor: Don't disagree.
Musician: Why not?
Doctor: Because God is this thing that you believe in. It's not something you see or smell or touch or hear. It's in your heart, not your senses.
Musician: My heart can't think. It's a muscle. I'm pretty sure I can prove that unlike some of the things you're asking me to believe without proof. So don't you mean God is something I feel with my brain by thinking about it?
Doctor: Yes, sure. God is all in your head.
Musician: Now we agree.

Comments
on Feb 15, 2006
Ouch. That is so close to the brink on God. And I think you're almost there.
on Feb 15, 2006
Head first, then heart, then before you know it. you got it.
on Feb 15, 2006
Moderateman,

What do you mean?


Edit: Who wants to play doctor with me? *grin* Answer me this:

Who is God?
What is God?
Where is God?
When is God?
Why is God?
How is God?

I'll be the musician (since I am)
on Feb 15, 2006
I really liked this. Thanks for posting.
on Feb 19, 2006

lol...

I don't think anyone wants to play doctor with you.

Trinitie

on Feb 19, 2006
Doctor: There is Dark Matter.
Musician: There is? Cool! Where is it?
Doctor: Well, Dark Matter in space.
Musician: Where in space?
Doctor: No one knows for sure. Not there? Or maybe there? No one knows.
Musician: Hmm, ok. Well when did dark matter get there?
Doctor: No one knows. Now? Yesterday? Forever? Honestly I don't even know what time is.
Musician: Wow, heavy dude. Ok, how did dark matter become existing?
Doctor: It's a natural occurence or always existed or doesn't exist in that sense or it's all around us all the time. it's is part of a universal bipolarity which indicates a counterpart of equal strength of matter.
Musician: Neat. Can I have some?
Doctor: Some what?
Musician: Some of what you're on, man. Haha, just kidding. Ok, what is dark matter?

Ok, Dark Matter is hypothetical, but enough of our most respected Cosmologists and Physicists accept it that they are able to spend millions of tax dollars studying it and even teach it openly in public universities. All without anymore evidence than a Professor of Theology has that God exists.

So is Kaku considered respectable (with taxpayer funding), while the Theologian is just considered Coo Coo? ;~D
on Feb 19, 2006
Very thoughtful and touchful.
Great story !
on Feb 19, 2006
ParaTed2k, nice analogy. I think the difference is that no scientist will ask you to have faith in dark matter. In fact, I don't think a scientist will ever ask you to have faith in anything.

And by the way, you can find dark matter in our own solar system. Pick up a handful of dirt and hold it tightly in your fist. You now hold a fist full of dark matter. Anything not reflecting or emitting light is dark matter. The question is not whether or not Dark Matter exists, but how much of it is there, and does it compensate for the discrepancy we see in gravitational forces.
on Feb 21, 2006
And by the way, you can find dark matter in our own solar system. Pick up a handful of dirt and hold it tightly in your fist. You now hold a fist full of dark matter. Anything not reflecting or emitting light is dark matter. The question is not whether or not Dark Matter exists, but how much of it is there, and does it compensate for the discrepancy we see in gravitational forces.


Interesting that even the most staunch supporters of the Dark Matter Hypothesis don't have this much faith that they can prove its existence.

That fact is EVERY scientist who asks us to believe in Dark Matter expect us to take it on faith... since it isn't even proveable enough to be called a "theory"... As is every scientific hypothesis.