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The Wheel Turns
Published on September 19, 2007 By OckhamsRazor In Misc
Somewhere around 1994 I began to read a fantasy epic series called "The Wheel of Time." I learned a really good lesson about reading series of books - namely - don't start the series until it is finished.

It's a really good series if you like the genre, but five books into it, I found out that I'd have to wait to continue. Two years passed before the next one came out, and I bought it immediately and finished it in short order, and then....two more years. Good god. Write faster, RJ..."have Stephen King show you some tips on how to crank out books or something" was my thought at the time.

Eight books into it I stopped buying and reading. The time in between books was so long that I would forget many of the plot elements by the time of each new release, so I just said "screw it." I figured I'd just start over when the whole thing was done. I admit I had the following thought: "Dude, if you die before finishing this series, I'll kill you" ha ha titter titter. Ok, I'm sorry...I take it back. It was just a joke. I never expected it would really happen.

There are 11 books out now, and the 12th was almost done when just as I feared, the poor man died of a rare blood disease.

Fortunately for WoT fans everywhere, Robert Jordan (real name - James Oliver Rigney) spent a lot of time dictating plot lines and whathaveyou for the 12th and final book in the series, so hopefully it will still be published.

"The wheel of time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose in the Mountains of Mist. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning."

RJ, I apologize for my lame joke. You were a good writer. Rest in peace.

Comments
on Sep 19, 2007
Huh.

I, too, got into that series years ago - when there were seven or so of the books out. But I just got tired of 'em. I haven't read past book nine.

That's too bad, though. My little sister (who inherited my copies of the series and who loves it) will be pretty bummed.
on Sep 19, 2007
Works of Stephen between 1991 and 1997. Ok, he didn't get one series out very fast, but he still cranked a lot of shit, no?

Needful Things Novel 1991
The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands Novel 1991
The Golden Years TV Series 1991
Sometimes They Come Back TV Movie 1991
Dolores Claiborne Novel 1992
Sleepwalkers Movie 1992
Gerald's Game Novel 1992
You Know They've Got a Hell of a Band Short Story 1993
The Ten O'Clock People Short Story 1993
Umney's Last Case Short Story 1993
Tommyknockers TV Movie 1993
Rainy Season Short Story 1993
Sneakers Short Story 1993
The Night Flier Short Story 1993
Popsy Short Story 1993
Nightmares & Dreamscapes Story Collection 1993
Needful Things Movie 1993
Suffer the Little Children Short Story 1993
The Moving Finger Short Story 1993
My Pretty Pony Short Story 1993
Sorry, Right Number Short Story 1993
It Grows on You Short Story 1993
Chattery Teeth Short Story 1993
The Dark Half Movie 1993
Brooklyn August Short Story 1993
Home Delivery Short Story 1993
The House on Maple Street Short Story 1993
Crouch End Short Story 1993
Head Down Non-Fiction Story 1993
The Doctor's Case Short Story 1993
The End of the Whole Mess Short Story 1993
Dolan's Cadillac Short Story 1993
The Fifth Quarter Short Story 1993
Dedication Short Story 1993
The Stand TV Movie 1994
Insomnia Novel 1994
The Shawshank Redemption Movie 1994
Dolores Claiborne Movie 1995
Rose Madder Novel 1995
The Mangler Movie 1995
The Green Mile 5: Night Journey Serial Novel 1996
The Green Mile 1: The Two Dead Girls Serial Novel 1996
The Green Mile 6: Coffey on the Mile Serial Novel 1996
Thinner Movie 1996
The Green Mile 2: The Mouse on the Mile Serial Novel 1996
The Green Mile 3: Coffey's Hands Serial Novel 1996
The Green Mile 4: The Bad Death of Eduard Delacroix Serial Novel 1996
Desperation Novel 1996
The Regulators Novel 1996
The Shining TV Movie 1997
Six Stories Story Collection 1997
The Dark Tower IV: Wizard & Glass Novel 1997
Trucks TV Movie 1997
The Night Flier Movie 1997
Quicksilver Highway TV Movie 1997
on Sep 19, 2007
I actually read the first - hmm- two or three - and loved them. I don't recall if it was the 3rd or 4th that went back in time to Roland's younger days. He kind of lost me there. I'm not a fan of prolonged flashbacks.

Some day when I'm dying for a loose end to tie up, I'll get them all and read them. Gads - as a kid I would have never imagined the concept of having more books I wanted to read than I have time left to read them. Sobering.
on Sep 19, 2007
When you get your ass to Norfolk next year, I'll lend them to ya if you'd like.


Two things: First, never loan a book to a book lover unless you're OK with never seeing it again I learned this lesson with the book I sent you. I've purchased about 15 copies of it to date. The first three I "lent" and never saw again. And for that book, I was kind of happy about it, so I just started buying them for people I thought would like it.

Second thing. I was just pondering my being in Virginia and finally meeting you and how that would come about, and being the prankster I am, make sure you look twice at anyone that shows up delivering pizza when you didn't order one.
on Sep 19, 2007
Totally with you on the lose interest in the series thing. I also got tired of that "men are stupid" attitude lots of female characters had and the "women are crazy" attitude from lots of male characters. By the end of book 9 I could no longer care who lived or died or if they all blew themselves up.

Now I prefer a seried like the Stephanie Plum books by Janet Evanovich. Each book is a stand alone. The books are chronological and better understood if read in order, but they end.
on Sep 19, 2007

I started reading them a few years ago, enjoyed up to about book 5 and then lost all interest as it seemed that he was just milking the story.  There were entire books where nothing ever happened.  I do, however, want to read them once they are finished. 

Sad for him and his family.  Hopefully he is in a better place.

on Sep 19, 2007
One of the series that RJ wrote (getting back on topic Even if I do love a good SK book, too), that was really interesting - The Fallon series he wrote under the pen name "Reagon O'neal". Story of an Irish immigrant to South Carolina while it was still an English colony. Each book (of the 3) covers a different time period - Colony -> Revolutionary War, War of 1812, and Spanish-American war (I think, been while since I read the 3rd one). Starts with Fallon Blood, then Fallon Pride and Fallon Legacies. Very interesting reading. Not as convoluted as the WoT (mostly cause he DOES wrap things up by the end of each book. but still a very enjoyable read.
on Sep 19, 2007
That's funny, I thought Janet Evanovich's characters were about the same, "Men are stupid"/"Women are crazy". Same thing with Nora Roberts. Whether the sentiments are true or not, it's still boring to have the same characters in every book when it's NOT a series...
on Sep 19, 2007
Well, at least he won't have to worry about you actually expecting a pizza when he sneaks up on you...
on Sep 19, 2007
While I have no doubt that your crafty ass could sneak up on us, it ain't gonna be as a pizza delivery!


Ha! Challenge accepted! Pepperoni ok? (Your dogs will love me )
on Sep 19, 2007
I started reading them a few years ago, enjoyed up to about book 5 and then lost all interest as it seemed that he was just milking the story.


Funny you mention that, Blue. By about book 5 I had the distinct impression that HE didn't know where he was going. I suppose after a time he sat himself down and decided, but I think when he began the series, he really didn't know how it was going to end yet - thus 11 soon to be (hopefully) 12 volumes of 1000+ page books. You're right...I quit buying and reading after an entire book went by without mention of one of the main characters (Mat) because it seemed he was just shooting from the hip, as it were.
on Sep 19, 2007
Fuck me sideways, I am so bummed about this, have been for days. (obviously you can tell by the name)

I am going to go back and start reading them over again now. His wife was the one he told how it is supposed to end, so I think she said somewhere she is hiring one of his longtime friends to finish it. So at least it is not some hack coming in and ending the story line.
on Sep 20, 2007
His wife was also his editor, so I imagine she'll do a good job of conveying the ending. We hope, at least.