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Published on February 4, 2008 By OckhamsRazor In Misc
Just for kicks I'm going to put up several quotes. The subject, as you will see is religion. Don't let that bother you. I'm not out to debate the statements made by the authors of the quotes, they just happened to be on my mind recently. Play the game. Try not to cheat by googling them and guess who said them.

1. I don't try to imagine a personal God; it suffices to stand in awe at the structure of the world, insofar as it allows our inadequate senses to appreciate it.

2. The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.

3. The priests of different religious sects dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight, and scowl on the fatal harbinger announcing the subdivision of the duperies on which they live.

4. It was a concept of such stunning simplicity, but it gave rise, naturally, to all of the infinite and baffling complexity of life. The awe it inspired in me made the awe that people talk about in respect to religion seem, frankly, silly beside it. I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.

5. Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived. (I find this one funny - religion being subject to natural selection - /sidebar)

6. I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover, if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God. You just rejected him from your city, and don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin, and I'm not saying they will. But if they do, just remember you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, then don't ask for his help, because he might not be there.

7. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man - living in the sky - who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever 'til the end of time...But He loves you!

8. There is in every village a torch - the teacher: and an extinguisher - the clergyman.

9. Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of God; because if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.

10. How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, "This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant?" Instead they say "No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way." A religion, old or new, that stressed the magnificence of the Universe as revealed by modern science might be able to draw forth reserves of reverence and awe hardly tapped by the conventional faiths.

Comments
on Feb 04, 2008
6, at least, is Douglas Adams
on Feb 04, 2008

5. Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived. (I find this one funny - religion being subject to natural selection - /sidebar)


But of course. What's so surprising about that? Religions that manage not to get their adherents killed will survive longer.

Take, for example, the Jewish law forbidding the eating of pork. It can be argued that in a desert environment breeding and eating pigs is a stupid move. And ultimately whatever tribes had a law against it will survive while the others will die out (or, more likely, learn from the more successful tribes).
on Feb 04, 2008
6. I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover, if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God. You just rejected him from your city, and don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin, and I'm not saying they will. But if they do, just remember you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, then don't ask for his help, because he might not be there.


I know this one off the top of my head. Pat Robertson.

~Zoo
on Feb 04, 2008
Sweet, one of the few things I know about - quotes hostile to religion!

Hmmm.....2) Emerson, 4) Douglas Adams (I heart Douglas Adams), 5) Wilde, 6) Robertson (I opposite of heart Pat Robertson), 7) Carlin, 8) Ive read this one, but can't for the life of me remember, 9) Jefferson 10) Sagan (who I MAY have a slight sexual attraction to - well, before, you know......)

Ock, you need some Twain, Paine, Dawkins, and Voltaire up in here. I'd do it but I got homework.
on Feb 04, 2008
Leauki:

It's less religions managing 'not to get their adherents killed' to survive, and more a sort of cultural transmission of other ideas that propagate a religion (what Dawkins coined as 'memes'). In fact, religions can have a tendency to get their adherents more easily killed quite often.

I would submit it has more to do with things like 'God doesn't want you to use contraceptives' or 'Raise your children in the faith' or 'Kill apostates or heretics' that add a larger selective pressure.
on Feb 04, 2008
Jiiri nailed 2, 4, 5, 6 (And Zoo had 6 first, actually), 7, 9, and 10. Anyone for 3 and 8?
on Feb 04, 2008
Ooh, ooh! I have one!

Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I don't know about the other ones mentioned, though.
on Feb 04, 2008
#8 is Victor Hugo, I think . . .

#3 is Dawkins. No, wait, it's Jefferson - but I read it quoted in a Dawkins book.
on Feb 04, 2008
Oh crap...George Carlin was 7? I should've known. I watched that bit a few days ago on Youtube actually...so obvious now.

~Zoo
on Feb 05, 2008
SC is correct (including that the Jefferson quote was in a Dawkins book )