A friend of my Spouse Unit sent this to her. It's worth a read and a chuckle. Enjoy.
With elections coming up, this is an issue we should all decide.
The first question should be:
How can you tell the difference between
Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by contemplating the following situation:
Let's say you're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife,
and charges towards you.
You are carrying a Glock ..40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
There's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Is there a chance we could run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me,
or would he be content to just wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on,
could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
Do we need to do a study on this street?
Maybe we need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days,
get their input and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.