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Published on April 15, 2008 By OckhamsRazor In Ethics

Not only is this a rant, but it's a ramble, too.  I just got back from 9 days aboard a ship, and every time I go to one of these things, I see stuff that for me, at least, is a clear indicator of why the gears are starting to grind more often.  Morale on most of the ships I've been on is very low, but guess what?  It isn't because of the job itself.  It's something else - something deep.  So, in order to deal with it, I just started writing in a word document about some little things that bug me.  It isn't well written, but I publish it because...well, because that's all I ever intended this blog to be for.  For me to spew whatever I wanted to now and again.

 

Enjoy.  Or don't.




Once upon a time, men were conscripted into armed services.  They were conscripted by various means - law and societal pressure being the most prevalent.  Yes, there have been times when lots of people joined for a cause sparked by some international event, but for the most part, people don't grow up aspiring to kill others or be killed by others in a war.

 

These days, the military is different.  People join it voluntarily, but their choice to do so is varied.  Most do not actually want to go to some war and put their lives on the line for what they believe.  Hell...many would be hard pressed to tell you, and defend with anything that remotely resembles reason, what exactly it was that they DID believe.  The truth of the matter is, the military is a place to turn for many people that have no other marketable skills.  It's also a good place to go do a quick 4 years and walk out with a lot of college money.  The military offered me, as a musician, far more than the guy that ran the bar down the street.  That guy would have me play four hours a night for a pittance and no future.  So it isn't a stretch that I joined.  It was a good business decision for my family.  For our survival.

 

Over the 17 years I have been in, I have heard a lot of rhetoric.  Things like "Mission first, people always," and a whole bunch of lip flapping about "honor, courage, and commitment."  And then I walk by the closest 15 parking spaces to the commissary which are reserved for O-6 (high ranking officer) and above and it makes me wince.  Not because I want to park closer, but because it is so clear to me that the words "people always" are Orwellian in nature.  It’s “people always, but me first.”  In the military, all are created equal, but some are more equal than others. 

 

It is necessary in the military (and I would argue in ANY business) for some person to be definitively in charge - to lead the way ahead.  But why is it necessary to magnify the value of those in charge to the point that they get better parking privileges? (And hopefully you realize that parking is just an example of a whole trend of other perks that the "more equal" set gets)  It has been said that "rank has its privileges" but that is an outdated counterproductive way of thinking in today's age.  We are one team, set to accomplish one mission, and no person on that team should receive one iota less treatment in something that has nothing to do with that mission.  This includes who gets to sit where on a plane, who gets to board the plane first, who gets the first meal, what time liberty expires, best parking places, best housing, and etc... 

 

The people that join the military, though they do so for varied reasons, are preached to from the outset, that the military is one big team.  That every person doing his or her job is of equal importance, and they're right.  With downsizing of the military and limited funds an increasing political camping ground, every person doing his or her job IS of the utmost importance.  It is for this reason that I suggest lines between ranks need to be erased.  It isn't so that Private First Class Schmuckatelly gets to burn less calories on his long walk to the commissary door.  It's because if we're all the same team, then why are clean lines of differing values of individuals on the "one team" being drawn?  The answer is simple.  So that some team members can be more equal than others.  In other words, it's a lie.

 

Admirals live in large houses with servants, people to cook their meals, and a wealth of people, military and civilian alike, to do their bidding.  They have people to screen their e-mail.  And I grant - they have some rough decisions to make, and sometimes the things they do can be the deciding factor between failure and victory.  That’s why they get paid more money.  Why do they need more compensation beyond what they're paid if they value a "one team" concept so highly? 

 

Here's the real truth.  While they’re spouting off about the one team, they secretly harbor the belief that they deserve more than just their paycheck over the guy whose job it is to clean the toilets.  It's "Mission first, people always, as long as I get mine off the top."  And why do I say this?  Because I believe in honor, perhaps foolishly, and I have the courage to say it, and I'm committed to the idea that all people are created equally.

 

I remember one time me and three guys in my band were flying back from somewhere on an Admiral's plane.  And there were cooks on the plane!  And they were serving breakfast like it was a restaurant!!  And they started to serve us and went to me first because I outranked the guys I was with.  I said "screw that...serve them first.  I can wait."  It wasn't that I was trying to be noble.  It's just that the idea that because I had some extra stitching on my sleeve made me more valuable than they were made me sick to my stomach.

 

The fear I have is that rank-based respect will be our undoing.  It may seem trivial to the average reader that I resent having to call a man "sir," with the clear implication that I am "not a sir," to a guy who was in diapers when I graduated high school.  But I have seen the effects of this rank based thinking, and it isn't good.  People deserve respect based on their merits that they prove over a period of time, and it doesn't matter whether they are enlisted, officer, or how many years they have in.  If their character, and especially their competency, is such to warrant the respect of the people around them, they need to be compensated as such.  And I don't care if it's an 18 year old Seaman Recruit just out of boot camp who happens to be a ninja at his job or if it's a venerable Admiral who's seen a world that's hurting and has had to make some tough decisions along the way.  If the "one team" paradigm is going to work, it means that each team member has an equal value.  Extra perks that accumulate with every 10 cent stripe you add to your costume – er, I mean uniform - are an indicator that “one team” is just more rhetoric.  And though the financial compensation may differ due to the gravity of the situations dealt with and the responsibilities that must be born along with those decisions, the individual team members will not be at their best on the "one team" if they are taught to perceive themselves as "less than."  Cloths don’t make the man, I hear.  Well rank doesn’t either.

 

Rank is archaic.  It's unnecessary.  And it makes people on the "one team" feel like they aren't a major part of that one team when, in fact, they most definitely are.  Once upon a time, it worked and it made sense.  Today, not so much in my opinion.


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on Apr 24, 2008
Ted said it...Geez amened it, all that's left for me is to "third" it.
on Apr 25, 2008

I don't think it was intended as a blanket stereotype.  I agree that being prior enlisted doesn't guarantee an officer will be good, but I think someone that has prior experience with the way the system works will certainly have a better foundation for making educated decisions than some Ensign straight out of high school then college.  Whether they use that experience correctly or not is a crap shoot based on the fiber of the person in question, but at least they have the opportunity to.

 

on Apr 25, 2008
Whether they use that experience correctly or not is a crap shoot based on the fiber of the person in question, but at least they have the opportunity to.


yes, if you want to test the character of a person, it's not adversity that reveals this so much as giving them power.



on Apr 25, 2008
Whether they use that experience correctly or not is a crap shoot based on the fiber of the person in question, but at least they have the opportunity to.


So if it isn't a factor in being better Officer, I'm glad there isn't a policy requiring it.
on Apr 25, 2008
Asaxygirl..congrats on your commission! Woot!

I am gonna kinda meander here, speaking from our experience, so it may get a little long...

the assumption is made that enlisted members can't become officers because of personal flaws, lack of education, wrong drgree, etc.


This is a correct for the AF.

Air Force and Navy do things waaay different when it comes to getting a commission. I am reading this and thinking, WOW, that's not like the AF at all.

In the AF you are either enlisted or an officer. There are no in betweens, no way to jump from one to the other built in to the system with "time in service", no jobs which require you to be enlisted first before moving up to be an officer. You are either one or the other, period.

To be AF enlisted, you sign on the dotted line so long as you have a hs diploma (GED's are not taken 99% of the time), no criminal record, pass the physical, and score AF minimum on the ASVAB, etc.

If you want to become an officer after being enlisted, you have to get at least a Bachelor's degree, an impeccable prior service record (meaning perfect ratings the entire time you are enlisted), no paperwork ever (LOCs LORs or Article 15s), at least three letters of recommendation from a Col or higher (which includes the current base commander where you are stationed), plenty of community service, pass the AFOQT, and then you apply to the commissioning board, which turns down roughly 95-98% of prior enlisted applicants who meet all this criteria (there are only so many slots for OTS Lts, covered below).

Except for a five year span in the early 90's (when they were taking about 50% with all the above), the board tried to keep prior enlisted officers at about 2% of the new Lts commissioned a year. It is typically very difficult to be chosen, no matter how great your enlisted career.

The reason there is some angst in the AF is because it is more difficult for a prior enlisted person to become an officer than it is for a kid right out of college. (Which seems like it should be the other way round but what do I know?)

The AF takes first pool out of the AF Academy grads, they fill Lt slots first, all other military schools (no matter how prestigious)are classified as ROTC, they get next dibs on LT slots and then OTS is the third pool.

OTS is primarily for someone with a degree who didn't go to ROTC but decides they want to play, (like the medical fields which are unique all to themselves, but the rank thing still swings the same and they need military training...marching, uniform, rank structure, etc). A very small percentage of OTS cadets are prior enlisted.

So when an officer in the AF says they are prior enlisted, it says a whole lot more about them (meaning you know they at least met the minimum requirements posted above and were an outstanding enlisted troop when tested) than say someone coming right out of college into the AF after taking the AFOQT.

And an issue between officers in the AF is...PRIDE, because it is so difficult to get into the AF as an officer. (Not to imply the other services aren't as hard, I don't know.)

AF Academy guys think they went to the most elite AF military college in the country...and they are right. It's hard to get in, tuff curriculum, etc. And since its an AF academy, well that automatically makes them better than all the other LTs. Right? Riiiight.

Then you get guys who come from other prestigious military schools, but the AF considers them ROTC. They get insulted with the title, and want as much or usually more cudos than the AF Acad. guys,,,which ain't happening...its the friggin AIR FORCE. This second group are in fact the same as the guy who goes to any local college and takes military classes while working at Pizza Hut. They are all equal in the second pool.

That's hard for the new Lts to stomach when they have a lot of pride about their military school being the "best." But face it, military "school" isn't the real deal so the whole thing is retarded imo. (I mean rival schools? We aren't in high school anymore fellas.)

Then you have the OTS guys, specifically I am talking about those who are prior enlisted. Most of them are way ahead of the game because of their experience, (in OTS they are squadron, wing commanders)because they don't have to learn the ropes and can help the kids right outta college learn everything they need (or try too, ha).

In fact, my husband is a buddy of an old commission board Col. He says they let 2% prior enlisted go to OTS, not because they wanted them to be officers necessarily, but because they are the biggest reason the kids (who never took ROTC and didn't know squat about the military) could make it in 6-8 weeks of training, before literally becoming a leader in the military. That, along with OTS staff which has a significant enlisted body training the cadets, help prepare the total military virgins....

The first two pools, AF Academy guys and the ROTC(other military school) guys are bragging, fluffing feathers, flashing school rings like its a football game on a Friday night.

Part of the third pool (there are ALWAYS exceptions) specifically the prior enlisted, move right past the spatting college mascots, heh, and into the job. They are often seen as "favorites" because many are given slots that are two-three pay grades higher than Lt....not the pay though..pretty smart of the AF to do that though if ya think about it..giving Lt salary for a Cpt or Major's slot.

Saves money.

But there aren't enough prior enlisted to threaten the officers with more rank, so usually the prior enlisted guys do it, but kinda grumble about not getting paid for the work they do....hahahaha...double edged sword.

All this stuff, causes some tension. And some very funny discourse. In general Lts don't get a lot of respect in the AF...not because they are young and inexperienced...but because they are PRIDEFUL. They want to be in charge. Argue about who is a better leader using the college they attended as reason they should be in charge and looked up too.

Seriously.

Which imho is a good sign they shouldn't be leading anyone.

So commanders and other higher ranking officers take it upon themselves to shoot the pride out of um...and the more prideful they are, the bigger the fall.

When I was enlisted at every single commander's call we had a diff Lt who had to bring coffee up to the commander during our BRIEFING and quote some dead poet, at least three verses..and if they messed up...WHOA, they were reamed in front of everyone. Whatever they took the most pride in, the Academy, their college, their IQ, whatever, it was dogged to the bone.

I remember one of them was in some prestigious military school and commissioned by the President of the United States....

Didn't matter. In fact, I think he was handed his pride for four straight years...he was getting out of the AF same time I was...and he planned on being a General..told us all about it adnauseum.

Can you imagine being insulted like that when you have a "prestigious" military school under your belt/AF Academy and there are airman in the room who are literally 18 years old and right out of high school laughing at you?

Prior enlisted Lts almost always are exempt from this...not because they are prior enlisted and therefore untouchable, but because they are usually smart enough to remember this happening to their Lts, and know the whole pride thing is an issue that is handled in a cut throat kinda way.

So if ya ask me...and ya didn't, the biggest problem with LTs in the AF is not their inexperience, its pride...you can't be a good leader when its all about you.....and if they aren't LUCKY enough to have a commanding officer break their pride, they usually don't make it and end up not being promoted or resigning their commission. Because once they are a 6 year captain, pride usually is a career ender (unless you are in a field the AF really needs and can't kept filled, then you can be a little cocky..which is why so many pilots get away with murder and are considered the "top" of the officer food chain. That's a whole nuther blog.

What really is RICH to me and makes me laugh out loud....

More Lts are commissioned into pilot training from regular Joe colleges who happen to have an ROTC program than from any other single institution of training...and they are the most looked down on by other LTs in the beginning (they don't usually brag about their Joe Normal local college and many don't have a college ring...heh)...BUT the highest ranking Jobs in the AF...are reserved for PILOTS...so in the end, they get the last laugh, and the best rank.

Cracks me up.

So I know you care NOTHING about all that...heh...sorry I am on information overload and wanted to share.

As far as officer's being good or not...I think that rolls both ways. Enlisted or officer, the rank and the job is only as good as the individual serving. I don't think its appropriate to bash an officer for being an officer anymore than it is to bash an enlisted man for being enlisted.

I have an enlisted gal pal who used to send me email funnies about officers all the time. Her husband is a Chief. So I sent her a funny about a Chief...she got really pissed.

Personally, I don't think she should dish it out if she can't take it.

Everyone likes to believe they are essential to the military, their job is THE job.. But the truth is, while everyone is important, there isn't a single individual in the military upon whose shoulders that service rests. We're all replaceable.

IMO when a Lt realizes that, then he's ready to be an 02.

But then..What do I know?
on Apr 25, 2008
Tova: Actually, it makes a lot of sense for the services to put priority on Academy and ROTC over Enlisted and NCOs trying to get commissions. The services have already invested a huge amount of money in each cadet that will only be "worth it" if cadet becomes an offier. On the other hand, the services' investment in the enlisted and NCOs are towards them doing their MOS/Ratings and/or training other troops.

It doesn't seem fair to the individual NCO or Enlisted who decides they'd rather play on the commissioned side of the house, but when there is a clear reason, fairness shouldn't come into play.

When I think about it, I'm surprised even that small a percentage actually get approved.
on Apr 25, 2008
Great article, Tova!
on Apr 25, 2008
Tova: Actually, it makes a lot of sense for the services to put priority on Academy and ROTC over Enlisted and NCOs trying to get commissions.


Yeah, it does. That makes sense. I never really thought about it because a lot of guys who cross over to the dark side have less than 6 years active....my husband had ten, and he was a Master Sgt, already done all the Senior NCO training....he just got lucky I reckon.

Great article, Tova!


Ah SHUDUP!

I knew it was going to be long because I couldn't think of an expedient way to talk about the officer issues in the AF without giving the bigger picture, and I still don't think I added enough info...oh well, the vague picture is out there....hahahaha.

on Apr 26, 2008
Tova: Actually, it makes a lot of sense for the services to put priority on Academy and ROTC over Enlisted and NCOs trying to get commissions. The services have already invested a huge amount of money in each cadet that will only be "worth it" if cadet becomes an offier. On the other hand, the services' investment in the enlisted and NCOs are towards them doing their MOS/Ratings and/or training other troops.


This is what I was thinking as well. I agree

Because of age and time it's alot easier to make the higher ranks for an Academy or ROTC over an NCO.

Then you get guys who come from other prestigious military schools, but the AF considers them ROTC. They get insulted with the title, and want as much or usually more cudos than the AF Acad. guys,,,which ain't happening...its the friggin AIR FORCE. This second group are in fact the same as the guy who goes to any local college and takes military classes while working at Pizza Hut. They are all equal in the second pool.


I don't agree with this at all. Been a mom to a kid who bravely hung on while watching his classmates drop like flies during his four years at a prestigious but not "The Academy" military school. It's not like any local college at all. In fact they COULD NOT hold jobs during the year. They started with a class of 400 and ended barely with 200. It was a brutal 4 years. Check into the Rat Line sometime and see how very unlike it is from other ROTC schools. They had to literaly crawl thru a mud trench and up a hill to break thru the line while the upperclassmen kicked them down a hill. When they made it up the hill, covered in mud, they were no longer considered Rats. They broke thru the line. They were treated like rats all up until this very memorable day.

I knew one mom who called the school and demanded they feed her son. Of course she couldn't give his name. All our sons lost a drastic amount of weight that first year. It was like prison. It looks like a prison. Cement everything. Not cushy at all. They slept on wood. It was gut wrenching for a mom to know (or not know) what was going on behind those doors. It's NOTHING like other ROTC schools by a long shot.

Also here's a question......Does the Academy protect their own?

Of course they do. My son, a VMI graduate, has already met many of the higher rankers who graduated VMI all the way up to General in his area. One VMI graduated General has already offered my son a job on his staff. They protect and watch out for their own.

Officially while the AF Academy does have the most presteige VMI has also for years been fighting to be considered on equal standing and for the most part are considered just below the Academy in standing. I've heard it's said VMI is more the blue collar to the Academy's White Collar grads.

In the class of 2006 for VMI there were 20 pilots commissioned for the AF alone some with 2.1 GPA's. There were maybe 7-8 for the Navy. Basically whoever wanted a pilot slot got one. My son had a pilot job lined up for him but he didn't want it. For most ROTC programs around the country outside of the Academy and VMI you had to be in the #1 slot to be given this same status. Certainly not 7-8 or 20 would be considered.

The first two pools, AF Academy guys and the ROTC(other military school) guys are bragging, fluffing feathers, flashing school rings like its a football game on a Friday night.


I understand a bit what you're saying but after seeing what my son went thru I understand the pride with the ring thing now. They deserved it after the hell they went thru making it all the way while watching many who did not. It was tough. Quite often they puked their guts out after being forced to drink warm milk and run up and down stairs...just for fun.

The Ring is their memory stone. To me Tova it's similar to the OT Fathers who would pile rocks up after a battle as a memorial to what they had gone thru. It's a precious reminder to them as well.





on Apr 26, 2008
Honestly, the rat line thing doesn't impress me.

Sounds like Basic Training to me.

Heh, and compare the "torture" of the schooling to a combat tour in Iraq. Makes the schooling look like a cake walk.
on Apr 26, 2008
Sounds like Basic Training to me.


It probably is similar....not sure really but it's much longer than basic training. That's why so many drop out. While one may be able to endure six weeks or so of basic...... to endure months and even years of it is very hard. It's not until they're seniors do they really get to breath safe. It's a very long three years. Some make it until their junior year and then drop out even. That's tough. Some go home that first Christmas and never return.

Just the sweat parties alone sounded very barbaric to me. In fact GMA with Diane Sawyer did a segment on VMI when Brian was there. She felt really sorry for the rats. They were not allowed to look at their food while eating....that's why they lost so much weight. And if we sent them goody boxes (like I did my other two) they had to do pushups for every cent of postage. So if it cost $6 to mail the pkg they had to do 600 pushups to earn the box. We didn't know this until AFTER they got their first packages. Boy, did we feel awful sending them out.

As a mom, it was awful knowing or not knowing exactly what was going on. All the moms were basket cases. This is not the case in ROTC progrmas in other "normal" colleges.

on Apr 26, 2008
It seems like many want to think that they are somehow more special and precious than everyone else.

Would it satisfy you if I said that what your son went through was far more difficult than what any other service member has ever gone through, and that his education, fitness, intelligence, proficiency, etc. is far superior to that of anyone else who has ever served in the Armed Forces?

That seems to be what you're getting at. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. I think you have a flawed idea of what other service members go through in their training and service obligations. It's rough for everyone.

I know we went over this before, but come on KFC. You can't see what you're doing?
on Apr 26, 2008
Eh, I do not know much about the military, just what my father told me. He was a Ranger. He went from being enlisted to the rank of Captain. He told me he also built nuclear and biological weapons somewhere in Colorado. Hippies shut the joint down.

Father's Advice:
Do not join the Army. It is a lot like playing World of Warcraft with your life. You will always have to listen to some dimwit who knows far less than you do, just because he has been in longer.

Go to a good school, get a good degree, and become one of these professionals I have to kiss ass for.


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You know, one of the characteristics that made Napolean Boneparte such a great leader was that he slept on the field with his men.

on Apr 26, 2008
Thanks, Asaxygirl. You said what I wanted to say, but in a much better way than I possibly could have. And with your background, it carries much more validity since you live it, and for me it's just observation from the sidelines.

on Apr 26, 2008
JHU is at the top of the stack in my area of study


Johns Hopkins waitlisted me. I went to Emory.
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