A place where we practice random acts of insight and humor.
I don't judge it
Published on June 26, 2009 By OckhamsRazor In Current Events

I don't know about you, but when I am disturbed by something, I tend to react to it with humor.  Like the death of a pop star, for example.  Or the death of a sex symbol.

 

It's uncomfortable when someone we all know of dies, and people react to it different ways.  But if you react to it with humor, because maybe it hurts you, too, and that's how you deal with it, a certain sect of the population who believe they are morally superior shout "TOO SOON!"

 

Here's an example...brace yourselves.

 

Michael Jackson wanted to be buried at a Walmart because he heard that little boy's underwear was half off.

 

Too soon?

 

Listen, I grew up listening to the dude.  I don't know much about his musicianship - much of it seems to have been crafted by REAL musical geniuses such as Quincy Jones, but I don't deny the guy was talented.  I'm just not willing to sacrifice my personal beliefs of the whole story to the altar of public opinion.

 

Too soon?  Sorry...kiss my butt.  The guy was clearly a lunatic by even the slackest standards, but because he was a public figure, everyone wants to cut him slack.  I just don't.  Sorry.  He was accused twice of pedophilia, and I believe he was about as not guilty as O.J.  Which is to say, not at all.  Great entertainer?  Yes.  That doesn't grant him carte blanche for me.

 

Those of you that disagree, go back to your re-runs of American Idol and let people that can't do advanced algebra determine for you what you should think.  That's really what you want, anyway.  To not have to think.  Let everyone else decide what is right and what is wrong and just jump on the appropriate bandwagon as you see fit.  It will ALWAYS be the bandwagon that the most other people have jumped on.  Congratulations lemmings, everywhere.


Comments
on Jun 26, 2009

Dude, leave Micael alone. We all know he's going to hell and there his eternal torture is to have childrens underwear 5 inches aware and can't reach it.

on Jun 26, 2009

Too soon?

on Jun 26, 2009

Bravo, Charles!

on Jun 26, 2009

So I heard the cause of death was food poisoning. Seems he ate some 12 year old nuts.

on Jun 26, 2009

*claps*

 

Bring on the gallows humor, folks.  It's good for the soul and means nothing.

on Jun 26, 2009

HAHA. 12 year old nuts.  Nice.

on Jun 26, 2009

It's so great to see you, TW.  I thought you had gone completely too!  (hugs)

on Jun 26, 2009

This place has really gotten kind of dead, hasn't it?

 

Who wants to talk about geeky things?

on Jun 26, 2009

I can talk about LOLCats.

on Jun 26, 2009

Please proceed.

on Jun 26, 2009

It might be lupus.

That's all I got.


I was mistaken about how much I actually had to say regarding LOLCats.  I'm going to go be ashamed of myself now.

 

PS - XBOX Live has a free DL of Thriller.  Made the kids watch it.  Toddler enjoyed the dancing zombies.  Oldest made plastic surgery jokes the whole time.

on Jun 27, 2009

TW keeps popping up in the strangest of places!  The LOL Cats reference flew right over my head...care to explain?

As for the gallows humor, it kind of depends on who is on the scaffold, for me anyway.  In the case of MJ, who cares?  The world news cycle stopped cold for two days to talk about every possible aspect of the great man's life.  Heard one comment that he started out as a little black boy and died an old white woman.  Farrah and Carradine had far more impact on my life than MJ ever could have.  Kung Fu came along at the height of my Dojo days so it was more than a program, it was homework.  And Farrah?  Well...did you see that poster? 

Twelve year old nuts?  That's my boy! Heheeheee

on Jun 27, 2009

Not too soon. I'm all ready sick of the coverage his death is getting. The guy didn't find a cure for cancer, he was an entertainer. You'd think the president died or something. A lot more important folks have died and not received 1% of the coverage, and that's on FOX.