I had a brush with greatness today and I just wanted to share it.

It's that season folks...Christmas shopping season. How I loathe it. Consider that I am a San Diegan displaced for a number of years to Rhode Island, and that my shopping just HAD to be concurrent with the first snow of the year, and you can see the picture of an unhappy camper. But, life is funny...I had an experience, and I wanted to share.

When we arrived at Walmart to buy presents for our _high_ class friends (pause for effect), I suddenly realized with some embarrassment that I had to go to the bathroom. No you don't understand...I had to "go".

So I'm sitting theree contemplating my quantum existence when suddenly I look to my left to see if there's anything heavy or insightful to read on the walls. And lo and behold, there it is.

Bush is the anti-Christ

I thought to myself "Man, this guy sure is anti Bush." and then it hit me. I realized I was sitting in the same bathroom stall that God, Almighty had used! No really! Check it out!


Bush = anti-christ
writer = anti-bush

Use substitution
writer = anti(anti-christ)
writer = christ!

My wife was stunned and amazed when I returned and told her. It was a great day.