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Here's the value of faith
Published on April 21, 2008 By OckhamsRazor In Religion

"What?  You didn't think about it at all?"

 

"Well, no.  I mean, I did...but it seemed like everything was already written out.  I was told we just had to believe and everything would be cool."


"Well it is, in a way.  I mean I don't mind you believing in me, but do you have any idea *how* cool life is?  I know I saw a lot of people try to describe it to you..."

 

"But it sounded like they were trying to discount you, sir, and since I believed that belief was the most important thing, I figured you'd be insulted, or something."

 

"No, no, no.  If I didn't want you to think about it, I wouldn't have given you a brain.  Take rabbits.  What do you know about rabbits?"

 

"Rabbits?"

 

"Yeah...you know...long ears, fluffy, cotton tail, etc...?"

 

"Well...uh...they uh....well...not much, really.  They're cute?  Um, a big one comes every easter and leaves eggs in the middle of the night?"


"How about Pine trees.  What do you know about pine trees?"

 

"Well, um...they drop pine cones?  Err...uh...and I rake a lot of needles off my roof..."


"Let me get this straight...am I to believe you worship me, but you don't know anything about my creation?"

 

"Well, there were lots of scientists dealing with all that stuff.  I mean, um...many of them seemed like they didn't want you to be."


"Nonsense...they were just curious...like I made them.  Like you should have been but weren't.  I get the distinct impression that it was never the crackerjacks that amused you - it was just the promise of a prize at the bottom of the box!"

 

"Oh no...oh no sir, that isn't it at all!!"


"And what evidence do I have to believe that?"

 

"Well...I suppose you'll just have to take it on faith."


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on Apr 21, 2008
on Apr 21, 2008

Hopefully more people read this than the Crackerjacks article.  I rather think it's brilliant.

on Apr 21, 2008
I rather think it's brilliant.


I agree. Too bad all the brilliance on this site is buried under massive piles of . . .

[geek] bantha poodu.

[/geek]

SanChonino hides in the corner
on Apr 21, 2008

This is great! Kudos Ock, you really hit the nail on the coffin with this.

on Apr 21, 2008
Luckily the world around me, well nature at least, is facinating. That's the true prize.


No, it's not! The true prize is sitting around on the clouds, singing mindlessly for eternity! It's the fellowship!

Judas Priest, get it right!

on Apr 21, 2008
I rather think it's brilliant.


I concur utterly and totally.

~Zoo
on Apr 22, 2008
Back to my parasitology and microbiology. Parasit final next week and micro final the following week. WOW! Spring semester is nearly over.


Yeah, spring semester is winding down. A little under three weeks for me...and exams in great abundance. ... blech.

~Zoo
on Apr 22, 2008
This is great. I think you've got God bang on here - why should it be all, "hur hur, I smite you, hur hur kneel hur hur don't have fun hur hur"
on Apr 22, 2008
Plow through those exams and then it is fun time!


Ah yes...the fun time is nice. The plowing...not so much. At least I don't have research and a thesis...I can empathize with your pain, though. I hate doing meticulous things...and writing a huge thesis would suck in so many ways.

I've got two exams this week, one final next week, and 4 finals the week after that...so 6 exams to get through. (

~Zoo
on Apr 22, 2008
I have never seen Crackerjacks (Australia doesn't have them and by the sounds it, we're not missing out on much either). But this piece is far from crackers and, as you so rightly noted, 'rather... brilliant'.
on Apr 22, 2008
With all your talk about having a brain, you'd think that's all that God gave you. It's like trying to pump blood with your lungs.

"If I hadn't wanted you pump blood, I woudn't have given you lungs!"

Makes no sense. Using your brain to figure out God is the same. The wisdom of God does not come from a human brain. That's why it's foolishness to men. You have something else you're supposed to use, your spirit. And God would then say, "I gave you a spirit so you'd know me, why didn't you use it?" And you'd have to say, "Well, I thought..." "Exactly."

Now, God's creation is, of course, important. You can find God through His creation, and it's there to meet our needs. And look pretty. But is He going to care what you know about pine trees, or what you learned about God by knowing about pinetrees? And since He left you a message that tells you more about Him, in plain English/Hebrew/Greek/etc., than any tree will, why wouldn't you go to that instead?
on Apr 22, 2008
But is He going to care what you know about pine trees, or what you learned about God by knowing about pinetrees? And since He left you a message that tells you more about Him, in plain English/Hebrew/Greek/etc., than any tree will, why wouldn't you go to that instead?


Ah...but a tree is a powerful metaphor. Jesus used a mustard seed, a tree is much bigger...therefore the metaphorical applications are exponentially greater.

[aside]
Actually a tree can contribute to that stupid micro/macroevolution debate. Saying microevolution is possible but macroevolution is not is like saying a sapling will grow into a small tree, but not into a larger one just because you can't see it during your lifetime. Like the mighty redwoods that are hundreds, even thousands of years old. We look at the seeds they produce and the trees they are and can pretty much figure out that they grow from that tiny seed. (sorry for the tangent) [/aside]



Besides, without investigation of nature and the things around us, we miss out a lot on the true essence of life. The "magic" of it all, so to speak.

~Zoo

on Apr 22, 2008
The magic of it all is in the relationships with other people (and God)

So when you study trees and animals, be sure to bring a friend!

I'm not saying it's wrong to study trees and animals, mind you, just that it's a really slippery slope. If I have to know about pine trees, I have to know about all trees. And if I have to know about bunnies, I have to know about all animals. I have to know about this while also knowing about music, architecture, medicine, etc. etc. God created an awful lot of things. There's no way you can know about them all.
on Apr 22, 2008

I think maybe you misunderstand my point.

 

I can appreciate a tree aesthetically, and let that be the end of it.  But because I know so much more about the intricacies of how that tree functions, my appreciation for a possible creator grows. 

 

Suppose you're a real fan of computers.  And you have a friend that has never owned one or used one (rare these days, but follow me.)  You decide that for his birthday, you're going to give this friend a computer.  You know all the very cool stuff they can do, and you want him to share that.

 

When you give it to him, he says "Awesome...look at this screensaver" and proceeds to watch the screensaver often.  That's all he does with the computer.  No e-mail, no chess.com, no JU (which might be a good decision), no video games, no wordprocessor, no Excel spreadsheets, no surfing the Net for information, no databases.  He just watches the screensaver.  He tells you he loves his new computer, but he doesn't understand the depth of the gift he's been given.  I assume you'd be slightly disappointed by that.  You could have just given him a cheap DVD player with a DVD of a screensaver and he'd be just as happy.

 

You have another friend exactly the same in terms of computer knowledge, and you give him a computer.  He dives into every aspect of it, becomes very proficient in its use.  He shows you tricks you never knew about it.  It enriches his life in ways you never planned on.  I assume you'd be happy about that.

 

Now put the two side by side.  One staring at a screensaver all day, the other digging in to the gift and making the most of it - trying his best to understand it, to use it to its fullest.  Who are you happier you gave the computer to?  If you say it's equal, I say you're a liar.

on Apr 22, 2008
Now, the guy could either learn everything about the computer all by himself, or he could read a book about it, talk to people about it, learn from you about it... The end result is the same, but the book way will probably go faster.

All I'm trying to say is, it's the long way around. And that your brain isn't the only thing God gave you. Those are my two main points.
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