"What? You didn't think about it at all?"
"Well, no. I mean, I did...but it seemed like everything was already written out. I was told we just had to believe and everything would be cool."
"Well it is, in a way. I mean I don't mind you believing in me, but do you have any idea *how* cool life is? I know I saw a lot of people try to describe it to you..."
"But it sounded like they were trying to discount you, sir, and since I believed that belief was the most important thing, I figured you'd be insulted, or something."
"No, no, no. If I didn't want you to think about it, I wouldn't have given you a brain. Take rabbits. What do you know about rabbits?"
"Rabbits?"
"Yeah...you know...long ears, fluffy, cotton tail, etc...?"
"Well...uh...they uh....well...not much, really. They're cute? Um, a big one comes every easter and leaves eggs in the middle of the night?"
"How about Pine trees. What do you know about pine trees?"
"Well, um...they drop pine cones? Err...uh...and I rake a lot of needles off my roof..."
"Let me get this straight...am I to believe you worship me, but you don't know anything about my creation?"
"Well, there were lots of scientists dealing with all that stuff. I mean, um...many of them seemed like they didn't want you to be."
"Nonsense...they were just curious...like I made them. Like you should have been but weren't. I get the distinct impression that it was never the crackerjacks that amused you - it was just the promise of a prize at the bottom of the box!"
"Oh no...oh no sir, that isn't it at all!!"
"And what evidence do I have to believe that?"
"Well...I suppose you'll just have to take it on faith."